Just found another fucking pile of lentils. Two months now and I'm still finding them. What the hell was that guy up to?

Always liked black and white

Just playing around with the blog. Was exceptionally drunk last night so remaining sober this evening (ish). Amazing what you'll find to do when a drink or eight doesn't fill the void. Would like to have a few more sober evenings but that seems to be getting harder and harder. Wish me luck

Just having a little drink to recover from the (not unwelcome) surprise of being groped in the gym's sauna. All part of life's rich tapestry

Am playing around on the computer and somehow have accidentally created a new blog. If anyone who knows me sees this let me know. Thanks.